i want my mtv...no actually only beer

i need a bottle of beer today
the rains are not here
and the sun is stuck up there
and me sweating in a pile of hay

if it goes on like this
there won't be much of me left
the gods are responsible for a sweaty theft
and so i all i demand is this

that if the world has still got ears
and u r feeling the heat too
then come and join me and poo
and over stories we shall have, many chilled beers